Tuesday, February 27

Goodbye Old Friend

I'm not sure I should even blog about this as it shows my possible neurosis and how one can obsess about the littlest, most insignificant things.

the following conversation is real, not a dramatic re-enactment. Read at your own risk.


BLHondorp: dude...not sure i'm going to blog about it....but i just bought a new hairdryer after about 10 years.....

BLHondorp: for $9

BLHondorp: Joel things i'm a freak job...that i kept the one i had for so long

BLHondorp: i had to jimmy rig it, to get it to work

BLHondorp: but never wanted a new one

BLHondorp: ever

JLHaupricht: lol

BLHondorp: i'm slightly sad

JLHaupricht: you'll want the old one back

BLHondorp: do you blow dry your HB?

JLHaupricht: mark my words

JLHaupricht: yes I BD my HB

BLHondorp: see....don't say this...it took me 9 years (pre Joel!) to give this one up

BLHondorp: now i'm feeling blow dryer insecurities

JLHaupricht: Brenda, I understand

JLHaupricht: it won't blow right

JLHaupricht: I know it won't

BLHondorp: the familiar grip

JLHaupricht: I've been there

JLHaupricht: exactly

BLHondorp: oh my....i'm tearing up

BLHondorp: i need to stop

JLHaupricht: it will blow harder and hotter and your hair will feel fried up

BLHondorp: son of a biscuit...my fears...why must you bring them up!!??

JLHaupricht: I actually searched for the perfect blow dryer

JLHaupricht: I settled on a travel blow dryer b/c it was comfortable to hold and did blow like a jet engine

JLHaupricht: didn't blow like a jet engine

BLHondorp: but not too hot?

JLHaupricht: not too hot

JLHaupricht: I hate it when its a jet engine

BLHondorp: wow...I guess we'll see. I'm really quite nervous for tomorrow morning to arrive

JLHaupricht: I don't need a toasted scalp

JLHaupricht: I'm sure tomorrow will be fine

BLHondorp: no maam...or fried hair

JLHaupricht: please report to me

BLHondorp: will do

JLHaupricht: do you know what the worst is

BLHondorp: no

JLHaupricht: when you're not familiar with the new dryer grip and size and you wack yourself in the head with it

JLHaupricht: I've done that

JLHaupricht: lol

BLHondorp: with a hairbomb like yours....i'm sure it's pretty easy to whack yer melon

BLHondorp: hey

BLHondorp: i just blogged our converstaion

6 thing(s) you said:

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to officiate if you want to have a private burial for your old hair dryer. Should I send flowers? LOL.

denhartigh said...

Thank you for reposting. It made me LOL! You two are truly funny.

Laurie said...

Three words for ya ... get a life. :) And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

Anonymous said...

Is your whale purse from 1984 still around? That might be a nice burial companion for your blowdryer. LOL!!

Lynn

Anonymous said...

I saw that whale purse not too long ago. :) I am pretty sure it would be considered an antique by now - maybe it is worth something? Then again, probably not. :)

Erinn

Brenda said...

If i still have my gross grain, kelly-green and navy blue whale purse w/ shoulder straps...I'd get a mint for it on eBay!